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It was, as they say, inevitable: the bacon tuxedo.
May 21, 2008 12:31 PM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. A dry-clean-only opportunity for all MeFis to wear their bacon obsession on their sleeve this prom/grad/wedding season!
posted by grounded (21 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

Looks less like bacon, more like poo.
posted by Sys Rq at 12:37 PM on May 21


If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
posted by tommasz at 12:59 PM on May 21


Clearly.
posted by dersins at 1:05 PM on May 21


It's kind of ugly. And that's a damn shame.
posted by Green Eyed Monster at 1:06 PM on May 21


Please, just stop it with the bacon posts.
posted by nasreddin at 1:06 PM on May 21


But not actually made of bacon, unlike the bacon bra
posted by thewalledcity at 1:07 PM on May 21


Stop dragging things out. Just link to the whole Bacon/Meat Category Page.

There. One-stop shopping for all your bacon-themed tchotchkes.
posted by yhbc at 1:09 PM on May 21


Just the thing to wear to the Westminster Dog Show.
posted by ardgedee at 1:10 PM on May 21 [5 favorites]


Great. Now I can get sick before I get drunk.
posted by LordSludge at 1:12 PM on May 21


If loving this is wrong, the objective universe hasn't just suffered some kind of catastrophic reversal of polarity
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:16 PM on May 21 [1 favorite]


That tuxedo might have been a little Guido,
but add the bacon, and I can stand here in a speedo
and be looked at like a fuckin' hero
posted by porn in the woods at 1:45 PM on May 21


But I want a tuxedo made of Kevin Bacon. And a nice Chianti.
posted by katillathehun at 1:46 PM on May 21 [2 favorites]


Yeah, but would would she wear?

oh. Never mind.
posted by paddysat at 1:47 PM on May 21


I MUST POSSESS IT.
posted by brundlefly at 2:04 PM on May 21


I like how the "Related Products" include two pieces of meat and a baby in a parachute.
posted by brundlefly at 2:07 PM on May 21 [1 favorite]


I'm a vegetarian. Do they make a soy bacon version?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:44 PM on May 21


Fake soy bacon, that is.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:45 PM on May 21


Dammit....this is an old April Fools joke. I really wanted one.
posted by GavinR at 3:26 PM on May 21


What! This isn't real? There goes my sex life.
posted by IcyJuly at 4:07 PM on May 21


I would wear it, and I would fill the pockets with Bacon Salt.

Then, whenever anyone would come near, I would sprinkle them with my "Magic Bacon Dust".
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:57 PM on May 21


damnit. this would go so well with my giant-strip-of-bacon scarf. there's gotta be someone on etsy willing to make something like this for real.
posted by vellocet at 5:16 AM on May 22


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