Comments on: It was, as they say, inevitable: the bacon tuxedo.

It was, as they say, inevitable: the bacon tuxedo.

grounded — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:31:39 -0800

Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. A dry-clean-only opportunity for all MeFis to wear their bacon obsession on their sleeve this prom/grad/wedding season!

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:37:45 -0800

Looks less like bacon, more like poo.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:59:23 -0800

If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

By: dersins

dersins — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:05:41 -0800

Clearly.

By: Green Eyed Monster

Green Eyed Monster — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:06:22 -0800

It's kind of ugly. And that's a damn shame.

By: nasreddin

nasreddin — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:06:31 -0800

Please, just stop it with the bacon posts.

By: thewalledcity

thewalledcity — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:07:51 -0800

But not actually made of bacon, unlike the bacon bra

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:09:42 -0800

Stop dragging things out. Just link to the whole Bacon/Meat Category Page. There. One-stop shopping for all your bacon-themed tchotchkes.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:10:09 -0800

Just the thing to wear to the Westminster Dog Show.

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:12:56 -0800

Great. Now I can get sick before I get drunk.

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:16:57 -0800

If loving this is wrong, the objective universe hasn't just suffered some kind of catastrophic reversal of polarity

By: porn in the woods

porn in the woods — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:45:27 -0800

That tuxedo might have been a little Guido, but add the bacon, and I can stand here in a speedo and be looked at like a fuckin' hero

By: katillathehun

katillathehun — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:46:25 -0800

But I want a tuxedo made of Kevin Bacon. And a nice Chianti.

By: paddysat

paddysat — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:47:28 -0800

Yeah, but would would she wear? oh. Never mind.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:04:15 -0800

I MUST POSSESS IT.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:07:17 -0800

I like how the "Related Products" include two pieces of meat and a baby in a parachute.

By: ZenMasterThis

ZenMasterThis — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:44:22 -0800

I'm a vegetarian. Do they make a soy bacon version?

By: ZenMasterThis

ZenMasterThis — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:45:02 -0800

Fake soy bacon, that is.

By: GavinR

GavinR — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:26:04 -0800

Dammit....this is an old April Fools joke. I really wanted one.

By: IcyJuly

IcyJuly — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:07:14 -0800

What! This isn't real? There goes my sex life.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:57:31 -0800

I would wear it, and I would fill the pockets with Bacon Salt. Then, whenever anyone would come near, I would sprinkle them with my "Magic Bacon Dust".

By: vellocet

vellocet — Thu, 22 May 2008 05:16:19 -0800

damnit. this would go so well with my giant-strip-of-bacon scarf. there's gotta be someone on etsy willing to make something like this for real.